Who Me? No, Never!

OK, I'm jumping on MckMama's bandwagon again and taking part in 'Not Me Monday.'

We had a busy weekend that I'll post pictures from later on, but for now let me fill you in on a few things have not been happening in our world!

Hubby and I did not go out to dinner all by ourselves on Friday night for Valentine's Day! And we weren't able to do this because the kids' school (daycare) offered a free parents' night out!

Hubby and I do not have such boring lives that when dinner was finished and we realized that we still had more than 2 hours before we had to pick the kids up the only thing we could come up with to do was go home and pay the bills. So we did not decide to just go hang out at the school with the kids!

On Saturday I did not almost lose my youngest child - literally! While we were at a museum with some friends I did not take my eyes off of him for literally one minute to open a candy for another child. During that one minute he did not disappear! When I started frantically running around the museum screaming his name a couple did not find him just about to walk out of the door with another family!! No, I would never let my child leave my sight for even a minute. And my child would never look at me, start laughing hysterically and tell me "bye bye" after giving me a heart attack like that!

BBug did not tell me repeatedly over the weekend, "Mommy take your glasses off so you'll be pretty." Really, that line is not starting to give me a complex.

And last but definitely not least, we did not go to a new church this weekend. And at said church, we did not have absolutely the most wonderful experience! We are not really, really, really looking forward to going back!

So what about you? What's not happening in your world?